— Back Matter —

The Glossary

All 104 stops, in order of appearance.

#Country / LanguageWordPronunciation
1🇫🇷France · Frenchpet/peh/
2🇩🇪Germany · GermanFurz/foorts/
3🇪🇸Spain · Spanishpedo/PEH-doh/
4🇮🇹Italy · Italianscoreggia/sko-REH-ja/
5🇳🇱Netherlands · Dutchscheet/skeet/
6🇸🇪Sweden · Swedishfis/feess/
7🇫🇮Finland · Finnishpieru/PEE-eh-roo/
8🇳🇴Norway · Norwegianfjert/fyairt/
9🇩🇰Denmark · Danishprut/proot/
10🇬🇧United Kingdom · Englishtrump/trump / parp/
11🇮🇪Ireland · Irish Gaelicbroim/brim/
12🇷🇺Russia · Russianпёрнуть/PYOR-noot/
13🇵🇱Poland · Polishpierdnięcie/peer-DNYEH-nyeh/
14🇹🇷Turkey · Turkishosuruk/oh-SOO-rook/
15🇸🇦Arabic (formal) · Arabicdarṭa/DAR-tah/
16🇮🇷Iran · Persian / Farsigooz/gooz/
17🇯🇵Japan · Japaneseおなら/oh-NAH-rah/
18🇰🇷Korea · Korean방귀/BANG-gwee/
19🇨🇳China · Mandarin放屁/FANG pee/
20🇮🇳India · Hindiपाद/paad/
21🇧🇩Bangladesh · Bengaliপাদ/paad/
22🇮🇩Indonesia · Indonesiankentut/ken-TOOT/
23🇹🇭Thailand · Thai (polite)ผายลม/PHAAI lom/
24🇻🇳Vietnam · Vietnameseđánh rắm/daan-YE rahm/
25🇧🇷Brazil · Brazilian Portuguesepeido/PAY-doo/
26🇲🇽Mexico · Mexican Spanishpedo/PEH-doh/
27🇦🇷Argentina · Rioplatense Spanishal pedo/al PEH-doh/
28🇿🇦South Africa · Zuluukuphuzisa umoya/oo-koo-ZEE-sah oo-MO-yah/
29🇰🇪Kenya · Swahilikujamba/koo-JAM-bah/
30🇦🇺Australia · English (Australian)fluff/fluff/
31🇬🇷Greece · Greekκλανιά/kla-NYAH/
32🇭🇺Hungary · Hungarianfing/fing/
33🇮🇸Iceland · Icelandicprump/proomp/
34🇨🇿Czech Republic · Czechprd/prd/
35🇷🇴Romania · Romanianbășină/bah-SHEE-nah/
36🇺🇦Ukraine · Ukrainianпукати/poo-KAH-tee/
37🇬🇪Georgia · Georgianგაება/gah-EH-bah/
38🇦🇿Azerbaijan · Azerbaijaniosuruk/oh-SOO-rook/
39🇰🇿Kazakhstan · Kazakhосу/oh-SOO/
40🇲🇳Mongolia · Mongolianөтөл/ur-TUL/
41🇵🇭Philippines · Tagalogutot/oo-TOT/
42🇲🇾Malaysia · Malaykentut/ken-TOOT/
43🇹🇭Thailand (crude) · Thaiตด/tot/
44🇲🇲Myanmar · Burmeseပေါက်/powk/
45🇱🇦Laos · Laoຕດ/tot/
46🇰🇭Cambodia · Khmerចោត/chowt/
47🇳🇿New Zealand · Māoripatero/pah-TEH-roh/
48🇦🇺Australia (Warlpiri) · Warlpiriparlku/PAR-lkoo/
49🇫🇯Fiji · Fijiancuvu/thoo-voo/
50🇵🇬Papua New Guinea · Tok Pisinwin/win/
51🇸🇦Saudi Arabia · Classical Arabic (polite)rīḥ/reekh/
52🇮🇶Iraq · Iraqi Arabicḥawshiyya/how-SHEE-ya/
53🇮🇱Israel · Hebrewnefichá/neh-fee-KHAH/
54🇪🇬Egypt · Egyptian Arabicfassa/FAH-sah/
55🇳🇬Nigeria · Yorubaigbẹ afẹfẹ/ig-BEH ah-FEH-feh/
56🇿🇦South Africa · Afrikaanspoep/poop/
57🇸🇳Senegal · Wolofbus/boos/
58🇪🇹Ethiopia · Amharicfosh/fosh/
59🇲🇦Morocco · Moroccan Darijafartīsa/far-TEE-sah/
60🇿🇼Zimbabwe · Shonamhepo/mmm-HEH-poh/
61🇨🇴Colombia · Colombian Spanishtirarse un gas/tee-RAR-seh un gas/
62🇨🇱Chile · Chilean Spanishpeo/PEH-oh/
63🇵🇪Peru · Quechuathuqya/TOOK-yah/
64🇧🇴Bolivia · Aymarachhuqhiya/choo-KHEE-yah/
65🇪🇨Ecuador · Kichwachuspi/CHOOS-pee/
66🇨🇦Canada · Québécois Frenchpet/peh/
67🇲🇽Mexico (Nahuatl) · Nahuatlehetl/eh-HET-l/
68🇮🇳India (Tamil) · Tamilvāyu/VAH-yoo/
69🇮🇳India (Kannada) · Kannadagyaas biduudu/gyaas bih-DOO-doo/
70🇮🇳India (Gujarati) · Gujaratiપાદ/paad/
71🇵🇰Pakistan · Urduپاد/paad/
72🇱🇰Sri Lanka · Sinhalagaes/gaes/
73🇳🇵Nepal · Nepaliपाद/paad/
74🇸🇬Singapore · Malay / Mandarin / Tamil / Englishkentut / 放屁 / paad / fart/ken-TOOT / FANG pee / paad / fahrt/
75🇭🇰Hong Kong · Cantonese放屁/fong pay/
76🇹🇼Taiwan · Taiwanese Hokkien放屁/pang-FWEE/
77🇯🇵Japan (classical) · Japanese (literary)屁 (he)/heh/
78🇰🇷Korea (the proverb) · Korean방귀 뀐 놈이 성낸다/bang-gwi KKWIN nom-ee sung-NEN-dah/
79🌍The Indo-European Family · Linguistic Essay*perd-/(reconstructed root)/
80🌏The Austronesian Family · Linguistic Essay*qətut/(reconstructed root)/
81🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Wales · Welshrhech/rrehch/
82🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland · Scottish Gaelicbraim/brahm/
83🇪🇸Basque Country · Basque (Euskara)puzker/POOSH-ker/
84🇪🇸Catalonia · Catalanpet/pet/
85🇱🇹Lithuania · Lithuanianpyzdas / bezdalas/BEZ-dah-lahs/
86🇱🇻Latvia · Latvianbezdiens/BEZ-dee-ens/
87🇪🇪Estonia · Estonianpeer/payr/
88🇷🇸Serbia · Serbianprdež/PUHR-desh/
89🇧🇬Bulgaria · Bulgarianпръдня/pruhd-NYA/
90🇦🇱Albania · Albanianpordhë/POR-thuh/
91🇦🇲Armenia · Armenianտռութ/tuh-ROOT/
92🇺🇿Uzbekistan · Uzbekosurmoq/oh-soor-MOK/
93🇦🇫Afghanistan · Pashtoټس/tas/
94🇮🇳India (Kerala) · Malayalamകീഴ്‌വായു/keezh-VAA-yu/
95🇮🇩Java · Javaneseentut/en-TOOT/
96🇼🇸Samoa · Samoanfefē/feh-FEH/
97🇺🇸Hawaiʻi · Hawaiianhiʻu/HEE-oo/
98🇬🇱Greenland · Greenlandic (Kalaallisut)niti/NEE-tee/
99🇭🇹Haiti · Haitian Creolepete/peh-TEH/
100🇸🇴Somalia · Somalidhuuso/DHOO-soh/
101🇳🇬Nigeria (Igbo) · Igboọ́sụ̀/OH-soo/
102🇲🇬Madagascar · Malagasyfotsy / manefoka/mah-neh-FOO-kah/
103🇨🇳Tibet · Tibetanབཤང་རླུང/shang-loong/
104🏳️Esperanto · Esperantofurzo/FOOR-tso/

The Register Chart

All entries ranked from most polite to most direct. For reference purposes only.

🇫🇷 France
pet
🇩🇪 Germany
Furz
🇪🇸 Spain
pedo
🇮🇹 Italy
scoreggia
🇳🇱 Netherlands
scheet
🇸🇪 Sweden
fis
🇫🇮 Finland
pieru
🇳🇴 Norway
fjert
🇩🇰 Denmark
prut
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
trump
🇮🇪 Ireland
broim
🇵🇱 Poland
pierdnięcie
🇹🇷 Turkey
osuruk
🇯🇵 Japan
おなら
🇰🇷 Korea
방귀
🇨🇳 China
放屁
🇮🇩 Indonesia
kentut
🇹🇭 Thailand
ผายลม
🇻🇳 Vietnam
đánh rắm
🇧🇷 Brazil
peido
🇦🇷 Argentina
al pedo
🇿🇦 South Africa
ukuphuzisa umoya
🇰🇪 Kenya
kujamba
🇦🇺 Australia
fluff
🇮🇷 Iran
gooz
🇮🇳 India
पाद
🇧🇩 Bangladesh
পাদ
🇲🇽 Mexico
pedo
🇷🇺 Russia
пёрнуть
🇸🇦 Arabic (formal)
darṭa

Universal Emergency Phrases

The six sentences you will actually need.

Who Farted?
🇫🇷Qui a pété?
🇩🇪Wer hat gefurzt?
🇯🇵誰がおならをした？
🇪🇸¿Quién se tiró un pedo?
🇰🇷누가 방귀 뀐 거야?
🇧🇷Quem peidou?
🇷🇺Кто пёрнул?
That Was Not Me.
🇫🇷Ce n'était pas moi.
🇩🇪Das war ich nicht.
🇯🇵私じゃありません。
🇪🇸No fui yo.
🇮🇹Non sono stato io.
🇰🇷저 아니에요.
🇵🇱To nie byłem ja.
Please Open a Window.
🇫🇷Ouvrez une fenêtre.
🇩🇪Bitte ein Fenster öffnen.
🇯🇵窓を開けてください。
🇪🇸Por favor, abra una ventana.
🇮🇹Apra una finestra, per favore.
Excuse Me.
🇫🇷Excusez-moi.
🇩🇪Entschuldigung.
🇯🇵すみません。
🇨🇳对不起。
🇸🇦آسف.
🇷🇺Извините.
Silent But Deadly.
No translation available in any language covered by this book. This concept transcends language. A knowing look will suffice.
I Cannot Explain This.
🇫🇷Je ne peux pas expliquer.
🇩🇪Ich kann das nicht erklären.
🇯🇵説明できません。
🇪🇸No lo puedo explicar.
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